Bad Day

Lyrics

[Intro: Chiddy & Darwin Deez] Darwin Deez, Theodore Grams, yeah Everyday oughta be a bad day for you That's right, uh [Verse 1: Chiddy] We used to be so strong Back then we was right, now we so wrong She was Beyoncé, I could've got my Hov on And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on Quit that shit, I don't use force Today is a bad day, we've been divorced What I think about stress, I don't really need it But this is plagiarism, 'cause my shortie just cheated And shortie conceited (She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline) She had school with no aid, no HIV Hope you don't get in the club with that fake ID Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for? And I hope you get evicted by your landlord But, she be messin' with me And I'm hoping she lose my number indefinitely, so [Chorus: Darwin Deez & Chiddy] Everyday oughta be a bad day for you (Yeah, uh) Everyday oughta be a bad day for you (That's right) [Verse 2: Theodore Grams] I guess you can't remember all the times that I was there Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair You were happy on the phone, but hate me when I come there Xaphoon, let's cut it down to a drum snare Yeah, yeah, just like that I hope, I hope you go deaf so you can't hear shit Yeah, I hope, I hope you go blind 'Cause you look me in my face and you laugh when I cry [Bridge: Darwin Deez & Chiddy] Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty (Maybe you should wonder that) Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny (Oh, I hope you get locked out) [Chorus: Darwin Deez & Chiddy] 'Cause every day oughta be a bad day for you Every day oughta be a bad day for you (Yeah, uh) [Verse 3: Chiddy] She's way too complex When we argue, she takin' shit out of context And, I know I could have did more But I'm never home, I was always on tour I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist My heart don't beat for you so let the drum hit And, you know I just got promoted Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted Happiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded And shit got worse when I exploded, boom I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay And I hope you get detention on a half day I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray 'Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day [Chorus: Darwin Deez & Chiddy] Every day oughta be a bad day for you (Xaphoon you crazy and so am I) Every day oughta be a bad day for you Every day oughta be a bad day for you Every day oughta be a bad day for you