Brand New Crush

Lyrics

I got a brand new crush An exciting new conquest I got a brand new crush A man who reads his Hermann Hesse While sipping tea to X-Ray Spex I got a brand new crush He's completely erudite I creep the colors on his lips For a fix when the thought of him inflicts I emulate his finger tips And dream he'll be my little bitch someday I got a brand new crush! I know I've said it all before You leggy girls are all the same Pretty tame, your pretty makeup's pretty lame I'm a rabid walking fantasy I came to kill before I leave I shaved my legs for this Throw him around like a little doll In a clash of dress up gender roles He can be my beauty queen Never heard but always seen Never heard but just obscene I got a brand new crush I'm gonna check him out Riding shotgun in a stare Like a deer, love sux if he's not here There's eye candy everywhere But honestly I just don't care because I got a brand new crush! The feeling keeps me up at night You bitchy girls are all the same Pretty tame, your pretty makeup's pretty lame I'm a rabid walking fantasy I came to kill before I leave I shaved my legs for this Throw him around like a little doll In a clash of dress up gender roles He can be my beauty queen Never heard but always seen Never heard but just obscene I got a brand new crush I got a brand new crush I got a brand new crush I got a brand new crush I'm dangerous, I'm assertive, I will cut you, let me tell you, let me tell you all about my my my my my brand new crush!