Tell Me That I’m Dreaming

Lyrics

[Intro] Members of the Congress, I have the high privilege and the distinct honor of presenting to you, the President of the United States.  Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.  [Verse 1] I pulled into your town Saw two signs Said "West and West" Tell me that I'm dreaming Turned down a no-way street Saw another sign "Drive in reverse" Or something like it We talked like men And ate fish at the end of the pier [Verse 2] I tried to walk, but how? The rest of you were dancing With pointy shoes on Somebody pinch me Am I? Na na na na na Was I? Did I—away the night? [Bridge] New shoes, laser breakfast Fast target vehicles Leather house Dreaming, somebody pinch me! (Ouch!) Can we who man the ship of state deny It is somewhat out of control? Can we who man the ship of state deny It is somewhat out of control? Can we who man the s– Can we who man the s– Can we deny control? Thank you very much. Thank you.  [Verse 3] Night watchman at a bank Made some pirates walk the plank Oh, I must be dreaming Tell me that I'm dreaming One man likes milk Now he owns a million cows Can you imagine all that milk? Tell me that I'm dreaming [Outro] Tag! You're it! No! It's not funny! It's not funny! Aaaagghh! Not! One man likes milk Now he owns a million cows One man likes milk Now he owns a million cows One man likes milk Now he owns a million cows Tell me that I'm dreaming Out of control One man likes milk Out of control Now he owns a million cows Tell me that I'm dreaming Out of control Out of control One man likes milk Now he owns a million cows Tell me that I'm dreaming Out of control One man likes milk Out of control Now he owns a million cows Tell me that I'm dreaming Out of control Out of control One man likes milk Out of control Now he owns a million cows Out of control Out of control Out of control Out of control Out of control Out of control Out of control