Intro

Lyrics

Flick: "You're full of beans and so's your old man." Schwartz: "Oh, yeah?" Flick: "Yeah." Schwartz: "Says who?" Flick: "Say's me." Schwartz: "Oh, yeah?" Flick: "Yeah." Schwartz: "Well, I double-dare you." Narrator: "The exact exchange and nuance of phrase in this ritual is very important." Flick: "Huh, are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb." Schwartz: "That's 'cause you' know it will stick!" Flick: "You're full of it." Schwartz: "Oh, yeah?" Flick: "Yeah." Schwartz: "Well, I double dog-dare you!" Narrator: "Now it was serious. A double dog-dare. What else was left but a 'triple-dare you'? And finally, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple dog-dare.'' Schwartz: "I triple dog-dare you! Dare you! Dare you!"