Lyrics

[Intro] Face Club Face Club Face Club, pal [Verse 1] I stepped to the urinal I went and fished with my fly I'ze tryin' to get a stain off When I noticed a guy He was punishin' the bishop And zeroed in on my pride The subtle comedy amused me But I'm afraid I had to make the peeper die [Chorus] You're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub You're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub Grab him, nab him Everything you do Makes me feel like you Need to get a blackened eye You got a sockable face You got a sock, sock, sockable face You got a sockable face You got a sockable face [Verse 2] Then there was heard a symphony of punchin' It shattered his glass jaw Woke up in blood and beer and munchin' On some red tongue slaw He kind of laid there burblin' And there arose a stench Like a million baby diapers Then something shiny caramelized on his pants [Chorus] You're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub You're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub Grab him, nab him Everything you do Makes me feel like you Need to get a blackened eye You got a sockable face You got a sockable face You got a sock, sock, sockable face You are a sockable guy, who... How can I say what I want to get through to you? [Bridge] You got a sockable face You got a sockable face You got a punchable face You are a sockable guy With a sockable face You're in my Face Club Face Club Face Club, pal [Verse 3] Punch you in the eggs and make 'em runny Get up and gallop and go Your mama's face in my locket Your friends are diggin' the hole I learned from Larry, Mo, and Curly Not to take no guff But sneaky peeky got me surly I'm a semper fi, the kind of guy who likes to play rough [Bridge 2] Drama, drama, drama, drama Your face Hey, there guys step aside The cleanin' guy is here To lay that mop and bucket down Clean up blood and beer He needs a cigarette 'cause he hates work And he has to put up with a lot of jerks Face Club! Face Club! Face Club! [Chorus] Whoa, you're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub You're in my Sockable Face Club You got a punchable face, bub You're a disgrace to the human race You got a stupid lookin' on your face You're a disgrace to the human race You got an ugly lookin' on your face Grab him, nab him Everything you do Makes me feel like you Need to get a blackened eye You got a sockable face