Lyrics

Whinin' down the road in my Harley Champion spark plug ignitin' my gas My girl got patches on her blue jeans And a confederate flag on her ass I'm with a rag tag team of stooges and thieves You'll never head us off at the pass 'Cause we're spinnin' a disc called a route 666 From Death Valley to Vegas Raunch that guitar when love is just a bad disease God bless the maggots and lice and dirty magazines Peckerheads and Badasses Once nice girls now swingin' tassels Flingin' bulldog faced opinions Sure to leave yer eardrum scarred Peckerheads and Badasses Southern belles wobble in loose dresses Watchin' Texans bootin' Texans in the nards On this ugly boulevard Kickin' the jams in the belly of the beast Out on an infinite stretch of a road Rip in to joints where a bad guitar Will get the jukebox blowin' its load Rammin' the shack with a Mack truck attack While sexy fingernails polish your chrome So mamas better call your preachers Before the whole damned thing explodes Raunch that guitar when love is just a bad disease God bless the maggots and lice and dirty magazines Peckerheads and Badasses Oh and we move like we're in molasses Flingin' bulldog faced opinions Sure to leave yer eardrum scarred Peckerheads and Badasses Only college football can depress us It's as simple as a pigs foot in a beer Goddamn we're happy here Fillin' a Dixie cup with chaw in one strap overalls