Liar Island

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I made a mess that's too big to clean up and I left it in the middle of the sea I'm waiting for it to sink to the bottom, I tried, I can't wish it away And who the hell am I keeping up appearances for if I'm crying on fire? How will I rearrange the time I waste? I won't sleep today or ever [Chorus] I'm the last liar alive on liar island I'm the dad with my shirt tucked in And I'm putting a hashtag, an @ and an apostrophe in the middle of my name And can you do me a favor and write "wash me" on the dust on my soul? [Instrumental Break] (I paid good money for this) [Verse 2] I learned less from ten crystals healing sessions than I learned from an hour of TV And I read somewhere that twelve gray hairs amounts to a serious disease Now I'm gonna be a little condescending, that means I'm talking down to you Orange eyes with a gray-green face, and no one too small to destroy [Chorus] I'm the last liar alive on liar island I'm the dad with my shirt tucked in And I'm putting a hashtag, an @ and an apostrophe in the middle of my name And can you do me a favor and write "wash me" in the dust of my soul? (Hey. Hey!) (Hey!) *Random distant screams* [Instrumental Outro]