I’m a Teenage Edgelord

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[Verse 1: Greg, Greg & Mandy] One job, two job, three job, four I lit the salt lamp and put the mattress on the floor Getting one day older like every day And all of my stocks went down, down, down Make a vulgar gesture at the place I used to work From the sacred parking space that's in front of the church I was drinking tap water from little glass jars And all of my stocks went down, down, down [Pre-Chorus: Greg] Hearts can't talk, they just thump Red Vines, baby, live laugh love Bands, bands, bands, might as well jump Hearts can't talk, they just thump [Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy] Honor roll school (It's a cakewalk) Nothing fun is cool (It's a cakewalk) Just unpleasant pain (It's a cakewalk) Visible from space (It's a cakewalk) Daily medication (It's a cakеwalk) Taking it with cheese (It's a cakewalk) I'm a teenage еdgelord (It's a cakewalk) Free Bitcoin (It's a cakewalk) [Verse 2: Greg, Greg & Mandy] Five jobs, six jobs, seven jobs, eight You can always count on me for a useless cliché Getting coffee from a coffee place that's just okay And all of my stocks went down, down, down President of people who shower before work Do you really wanna see me when I wear a collared shirt? Paying $175 for exactly three sticks And all of my stocks went down, down, down [Pre-Chorus: Greg] Hearts can't talk, they just thump Red Vines, baby, live laugh love Bands, bands, bands, might as well jump Hearts can't talk, they just thump [Chorus: Greg, Greg & Mandy] Honor roll school (It's a cakewalk) Nothing fun is cool (It's a cakewalk) Just unpleasant pain (It's a cakewalk) Visible from space (It's a cakewalk) Daily medication (It's a cakewalk) Taking it with cheese (It's a cakewalk) I'm a teenage edgelord (It's a cakewalk) Free Bitcoin (It's a cakewalk) [Outro: Greg, Greg & Mandy] Yeah (It's a cakewalk) Yeah (It's a cakewalk) Yeah (It's a cakewalk) Yeah