If I Catch on Fire, Please Put Me Out

Lyrics

[Intro] Ow [Verse 1] I need an empath, is that too much to ask? I'm still holding my breath, can I stop holding my breath now? It's a cakewalk, and I take it easy These aren't gym shorts, they're athleisure [Verse 2] I need a frank talk, is that too much to ask? I am double-fisting it: medications in one hand, placebos in the other hand I got a soul made of whole-grain mustard I'm not normal, I'm unflustered [Pre-Chorus] Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt? Manipulation, influence, affluence, and arrogance Do you want to see me eating French dessert? Persecution, placation, validation, fast food nation Do you guys want to see some pics of things I did on my vacation? [Chorus] If I catch on fire, please put mе out If I get wet, pleasе dry me off If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR And continue the compressions 'til the ambulance arrives If I forget my wallet, please loan me twenty bucks And pretend it never happened and don't ask for it back If you have to kill me, please cover me in dirt If I catch on fire, please put me out If I catch on fire, please put me out [Verse 3] When you need something from someone you haven't talked to for a long time Do you just ask? Or do you call them first for quote-unquote no reason And then a couple days later, call them again? [Pre-Chorus] Do you want to see me wear a collared shirt? Manipulation, influence, affluence, and arrogance Do you want to see me eating clumps of dirt? Persecution, placation, validation, fast food nation Do you guys want to see some pics of things I did on my vacation? [Chorus] If I catch on fire, please put me out If I get wet, please dry me off If I have a heart attack, please give me CPR And continue the compressions 'til the ambulance arrives If I forget my wallet, please loan me twenty bucks And pretend it never happened and don't ask for it back If you have to kill me, please cover me in dirt If I catch on fire, please put me out If I catch on fire, please put me out