(I Don’t Want to Go to) Calabasas

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[Verse 1] Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix Coursing through the veins of each American boy Spray-on chemtrails from Louis Vuitton Overzealous pat down from stupid Uncle Don What makes a man want to be a referee? Holding others to a standard that he does not meet? My security deposit was not returned to me Damage to the carpet is a matter of degrees [Pre-Chorus] Here's my TED Talk about washing the driveway People do it wrong I'm gonna teach you the right way Pink Starbursts only when observing the Lord's day Your parents' pride and joy [Chorus] Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) [Verse 2] Fiji, VOSS, Topo Chico, La Croix Flowing from a fountain of a cherubic boy Cooler Ranch-flavored communion wafers Transubstantiation flеsh and full of life I only want to talk to people who alrеady know how lame I am And is con man really short for condiment man? Boyfriend with a soul patch I know, I know, it's serious [Pre-Chorus] Here's my TED Talk about washing the driveway People do it wrong I'm gonna teach you the right way Pink Starbursts only when observing the Lord's day Your parents' pride and joy [Chorus] Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) (Ah ha, ah ha!) Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) Don't want to go to Calabasas (Ooh ooh ooh ooh) (Brah ha ha!) [Pre-Chorus] Here's my TED Talk about washing the driveway People do it wrong I'm gonna teach you the right way Pink Starbursts only when observing the Lord's day Your parents' pride and joy