The Romford Rap

Lyrics

He's Tony He's Steve He's Neal He's Jim He's Terry He's Den He's Willy We're gonna do the Romford Rap for you, though you might think it's silly But believe you me it's how they all talk snooker in the matchroom club Its rhyming slang, c'mon everybody, all pin back your lugs Now to start the game, upon the cane, there's 22 bugle calls For those of you that are confused, that's 22 snooker balls Now 15 of them are newly weds, then you got the old rubber kite Newly weds, well they're the reds And the rubber kite's the white It's the Romford Rap The Romford Rap Open up your trap and give it some of that Whether you're a paddy, you're a taff, or you're a jock or a jap Whether you're a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink or black From Brixton [?] the Watford Gap You can do the Romford Rap Now the next balls called a runner bean Another is the Ivor Novello The runner bean, well that's the green And the Ivor, that's the yellow There's an elderdown and a superglue Then you got the kitchen sink The name of the black is the chimney stack And that's the lot, I think That's how to do the Romford Rap Now you've all been clued in We'll leave the rest to work out yourselves Alright let's begin! Now pick yourself a nice Asian flu You can Hereward the wake Hit that rubber straight down the cane I tell you that's a piece of cake Now split up the bugles, and if you're lucky mate You might sky a newly wed Then if you can't see a way to pot the chimney Try to sink the kitchen instead Now, now and again you get an awkward one And a Georgie is required Try to sky another newly wed Or any bugle that's desired If you're on form you'll clear the cane For a maximum Hereward If you ever do it on the auntie nelly now That would not be good! It's the Romford Rap The Romford Rap Open up your trap and give it some of that Whether you're a paddy, you're a taff, or you're a jock or a jap Whether you're a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink or black From Brixton [?] the Watford Gap You can do the Romford Rap Whether you're a paddy, you're a taff, or you're a jock or a jap Whether you're a yellow, green, brown, blue, pink or black From Brixton [?] the Watford Gap You can do the Romford Rap