Take Me Drunk

Lyrics

[Intro] Well if a drunk mans says what a sober man thinks Then right now I think I'm thinkin' out loud a lot Hey girl, you wanna split a shot? Take me drunk, I'm home [Verse 1] Out here in the crowd can't hear a thing Wait don't turn around, don't walk away What I really meant to say was Take me drunk, I'm home [Chorus] What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? I mean a girl in this bar Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home Do it now [Verse 2] Well if a pig could fly do you really think a pig might fly Through the front door of Club Klondike Lounge Pick me up and drop me off at my house Take me drunk, I'm home [Verse 3] Right at home on the barstool Drinking like a half-lived legend alcoholic with a question mark Liver floatin' like Noah's ark Take me drunk, I'm home [Bridge] What's a dance gotta do to get a girl in this place? I mean a guy in this place Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home Home, sweet home [Chorus] What's a drink gotta do to get a guy in this bar? I mean a girl in this bar Somebody here take the car of my keys Can't drive with these two hands oh and Take me drunk, I'm home C'mon