Truck Drivin’ Cat With Nine Wives

Lyrics

[Chorus] He was a truck drivin' man This cat, he had nine wives A wife in every state from Caroline to California And he took all the women for a ride [Verse 1] He kissed a different one goodbye each mornin' And then he would be on his way With a little pleasure along Highway 80 It took him nine days to cross the USA Now sometimes he was a little confused Walking 'round like he was in a fog He couldn't remember all their names So he wrote 'em all down in his log [Chorus] He was a truck drivin' man This cat, he had nine wives A wife in every state from Caroline to California And he took all the women for a ride [Verse 2] Then one day it had to happen He ran off a mountainside They looked at his log and they found Nine women had to be notified The women, they came with all their children Each one looked and said, "That's my Pa" The women, they finally agreed That they were just widows-in-law Now that the funeral is over His belongin's, they were divided up You ought to have seen those little women Cuttin' up that old Diesel truck [Chorus] He was a truck drivin' man This cat, he had nine wives A wife in every state from Caroline to California And he took all the women for a ride He was a truck drivin' man This cat, he had nine wives A wife in every state from Caroline to California And he took all the women for a ride