Diet Rock

Lyrics

[Intro] Now many people might know me as Charlie Chaplin But-a pure good advice I and I bring So I and I sit down pon the riddim like a lizard pon a limb (Lord) Natty dread, a dis are one call di "Diet Rock" Say, dis ya one call di "Diet Rock" [Chorus] If you too fat, Lord, you have fi go pon diet You too rabi-ti-tit, you have fi go pon diet (Gwaan) [Verse 1] Drink your juice, mi say that are coconut Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot Mi auntie an' mi uncle is a pure peacock But mi mumma an' mi pupa, dem a talk in parrot Mi say, fi mi surname, Lord, that are Chatterbox Say, when mi come at dance, man, dem must have fi black [Chorus] You too fat, Lord, you have fi go pon diet But mi say, call mi Charlie but no call mi Chaplin Charlie Chaplin (Bam-diddly-diddly-diddly) [Verse 2] 'Cause if you call mi Chaplin, mi arе go feel too slim Mi sit down pon di riddim like a lizard pon limb Out of my jewelry land, mi say dеm sell wedding ring But out of di Angie are nuff Heineken Mi like girl fat, mi say mi like dem slim But you got to be careful in dis world you livin' Beca' we don't know what next is comin' [Chorus] You too fat, Lord, we have fi go pon diet You too rabi-ti-tit, we have fi go pon diet [Verse 3] Give me mi juice, mi say that are coconut Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot (Gwaan) Give mi more juice, mi say that are soursup (Gwaan) Look how you slim an' pupa Chaplin now fat Say, I man no like no half idiot Mi auntie an' mi uncle is a pure peacock But mi mumma an' mi pupa, dem a talk in parrot Mi say, fi mi surname, Lord, that are Chatterbox An' when mi come to make, mi know how fi chat (Gwaan) Say, government, mi say no charge mi no tax (Gwaan) Cah dem ya lyrics, man, dem harder than rock [Chorus] You too fat, we have fi go pon diet You too fat, we have fi go pon diet [Verse 4] Mi flash it in a east an' mi flash it in a west Selassie I know, Principal, you are the best When a bad boy sight, you man a push up dem chest Dem dress up in a jacket an' dem dress up in a vest (Lord) Say, some of dem just a pose dem are di best But when mi go at dance nowadays mi are best [Chorus] Mi too fat, Lord, we have fi go pon diet Mi too rabi-ti-tit, mi have fi go pon diet (Gwaan) [Verse 5] Give me mi juice, mi say that are coconut Give me mi beetroot, give me mi carrot (Lord) Cah, pupa Chaplin name Diamond Sox (Gwaan) Pon mi head it are mi big beaver hat (Gwaan) You look at side fi mi lays in a mi box Say, one day mi know mi would-a go pon di top [Outro] Mi too fat, Lord, I goin' go pon diet I too rabi-ti-tit, mi have fi go pon diet (Gwaan) Mi deejay fi ballhead an' dreadlock Mi no matter if a soursup or coconut