Lyrics

[Chorus] If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie too What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl) What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yeah, I got that figured out lately [Verse 1] Man, me and that little cute thing, we were in love But mood swings from her had me workin' late Really I was and I was catchin' a break From her and her mean ways I was in the pub a-chillin' with a drink Talkin', chattin' it up with the guys By now I done had about five In walked this little, oh my 5'5" blonde with blue eyes Had a duallie parked outside Asking to borrow a cup full of ice To go with her vodka and Sprite Next thing you know the morning light Was peeking through the windshield and sneaking into my eyes, damn [Chorus] If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie too What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl) What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yeah, I got that figured out lately [Verse 2] Well, I woke up Ran out to my house to grab some stuff, hold up Wait now what the what? What's up with that? That ain't my truck I grabbed my bat, kicked in the door Where the hell is he at? Now tell me, whore A shot from a .44 put a hole in the floor Right next to my feet, good Lord Come here, screw with my chick and then try to shoot me Uh-uh, I don't think so, newbie He ran out and didn't ever stop But I called the cops like Slingblade Finna kill the sumbitch right here In the paddy wagon he dead, dead All she said was, "How's it feel To be on the other end of the knife when the blade won't bend Does it hurt? Do you wanna give in?" Yeah "Ain't gon' lie, I'd rather die than go through that twice," she said Remember that next time you wanna hangout all night Why? Baby, because [Chorus] If you can lie, I can lie too, I put that on my life What's good for the gander is good for the goose What goes around comes around fast, I put that on my life If you can lie, I can lie too What's good for the gander is good for the goose Never knew how mad that would make me, baby (I didn't know, no, girl) What's good for the gander is good for the goose Yeah, I got that figured out lately