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GUNSHOTS The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other. An Alec Baldwin-lookin'-ass cop storms in and shoots Dude 2 square in the face with no hesitation. [NO FACE EMOJI]. Dude 2's limp body falls to the floor with a single thud. Some of his blood splatters across The Boy's beat-up moccasins Alec Baldwin-Lookin'-Ass Cop aims his gun at The Boy ALEC BALDWIN-LOOKIN'-ASS COP Don't fucking move The Boy locks eyes with Alec Baldwin-Lookin'-Ass Cop for a moment and then squeezes them shut He thinks of that spider That spider had been all by itself in the universe, fighting to maintain its lonely existence For what? The boy thinks of his so-called "friends" The family that never took any interest in him Naomi Naomi would understand His eyes flutter open Suddenly, all he can visualize is that video he took outside of the club that night The life draining out of the stranger's face The blood. So much blood The words "Roscoe's Wetsuit" reflecting in the dark droplets The chants of "WOOOOORLDSTAR!" Worldstarworldstarworldstarworldstarworldstar Life is disposable Life is unnecessary He has no purpose. It's a great time The Boy starts to laugh ALEC BALDWIN-LOOKIN'-ASS COP The fuck you laughing for? The Boy laughs harder and harder, until tears come streaming down his cheeks THE BOY Worldstar Alec Baldwin-Lookin'-Ass Cop rolls his eyes and pulls the trigger. He mumbles something that sounds like "roscoe's wetsuit" The Boy is calm. The joke is on him. He is cool with being the punchline. He repeats "Roscoe's wetsuit" over and over in his mind like a mantra until the curtains finally close and his vision dissipates to black. It all makes sense to him Life is the biggest troll