Ancient Mysteries

Lyrics

Little Julie is still in the womb She doesn't even know that she'll be born quite soon Her future husband Michael is already seventeen He drives around town and robs the cash machines Later when she marries him her parents will scream "You're stealing our baby and she's only thirteen" And Michael will be thirty with no job and a tattoo Of a little panda bear escaping from the zoo Sitting in an ashram In the Poconos The swami explains to me Ancient mysteries that no one knows But everyone wants to Michael is a fiend, he likes his woman and coke And Julie is a hoe, she sold her ass for a joke Stripping at a palace called Delilah's Den It's in Philadelphia, come on in Michael beat her up and he called her a whore He stole all her money and then he hit the door She went back to her parents, now she's back in the womb Swimming in the fluid, listening to this tune Sitting in an ashram In the Poconos The swami explains to me Ancient mysteries that no one knows But everyone wants to No one knows But everyone wants to No one knows But everyone wants to No one knows But everyone wants to Everyone wants to know