Kanye’s Birthday Song

Lyrics

[Intro: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)] Hey, Morty, it's Kanye's birthday today, Morty Huh? You know what that means? Aw geez, Rick, don't, please C'mon, Morty, we've got somewhere to be right now Geez Kanye's birthday, Morty Ah, man It only happens once every seven years, Morty [Verse 1: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)] Crawling through the window right now It's Kanye's birthday time I don't think we should be in here, Rick Crawling out across the floor Towards his bed He's got nice sheets Wh-wh-where's Kim at? Isn't she supposed to be here? Crawling up the sheets, under the sheets with Kanye I'm getting close and cuddly now Man, it's like the Four Seasons in here It's Kanye's birthday time It's a birthday day for Kanye As I cuddle him in his sheets [Interlude: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)] Rick? Rick? Ugh! Rick? Ugh! What are you doing under there? Ugh! I don't think this is okay Ugh! Someone's gonna come in here Rick Ugh! Jesus! Ugh! Rick, what are you doing under there? Ugh! What's all those noises? Kanye! What's going on? [Verse 2: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)] Not awake (Awake), he's still asleep (Asleep) And I'm gonna give him a kiss on his forehead Mwah! Geez He's sexy and buff and he's nice I'm gonna write my name in pen on his leg Oh, I hope he doesn't wake up As a human being, he's my friend As a human body, he's a pillow He's my friend, it's his birthday Jesus Christ It's Kanye's birthday today Great news for me [Outro: Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty)] Take a lock of his hair, Morty Here take this, I'm gonna make some clones of him later Yes I got it I'm gonna make some Kanye clones Gonna fill a room with them Amazing music will come out of that room Oh, look, Morty, Morty He's dreamin'! He's having a little dream, Morty! Look at his toes wiggle! Yeah, I see it Oh, it's beautiful He's a beautiful human being Happy birthday Kanye Jesus Christ, Rick There's a bucket of bones over there In the corner of the room Yeah, you're right, Morty, we better get going Kanye I love you, mwah, see you later Morty, grab, grab all those sneakers These ones? Yeah, they're worth a bunch of money Just grab 'em, we gotta go Hurry up, let's get the fuck outta here Happy birthday Kanye!