Terrance and Phillip

Lyrics

[Intro] There's a reason they didn't call me out specifically yet, you know? They're scared... Why so? They know they shouldn't go down that road, I was raised in a childrens' barn; inspired by the animals around me Why did they took you to a place like that? They were missing a GOAT [Verse 1] Still fresh in this thing, feels like I'm dreaming Not even a week in pink now, but came in steaming Did cooler things in this short period than most meds do in life Time I take Toronto's weapon of choice out Chef's back and stab him with that same knife Landed in the chat, he's asking me to join M.A.D.D Told him, "Nah, you always need to be a step ahead" So he did, released that diss track first, thought it was smart Now he wishes he could've seen all this coming, that part Probably saw JCAssassin's profile and thought of it as his way out Well, we Kitchen Boys, don't fuck with hired guns; from now on all your shit goes south People think I'm only in here with a pencil, and since I'm Dutch I rap like MC Biggah But on the contrary, y'all getting bodied by a sketching nigga [Verse 2] So we got Jason out here, or should I say Jay? (Please call me Jay, please call me Jay) Begging for his name, well, your imaginary wife and I got something in common — we slay After those wack disses, Canada lost faith in their rappers, right now they're on strike MarriedToTheGame thinking he's baby Hov? Alright, we'll kick that baby like Ike But no offense 'cause I don't know that nigga Just funny to me, two of 'em so desperately wanted to be seen as Jigga [Interlude] That's all I'm saying man, like, those guys don't got their own identity or something? [Verse 3] Well, then we'll just find some matching personas for 'em This fruity ass Assassin out here on his bromance shit with Jay like Hyde and Eric Forman Shout out ScopeY, half bloods in this thing, we foreign Got pink without the medfather but we still cool like brødrene Back to the subject, so you're brothers, like Mario and Luigi? But that can't be true, since they have the ability to spit fireballs while your bars are just cheesy Those two guys on each other like Steve on Bucky's rear-end Maybe Twitter was right and it's just time to #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend But both of you don't deserve the stars and stripes since you're a Canadian blip All I see you do is spit farts all over each other, so you guys must be Terrance and Phillip [Outro] I'm out here man, got some real shit to do y'know? They just shouldn't mention my family out here man, I couldn't stay silent. It's time to let them know who's in charge. Matter of fact, bring them some batteries man cause I'll tell you right now. WE ARE IN CHARGE, there I said it. Gabbles out, Kitchen Boys