Dotty and Emmie

Lyrics
[DOTTY] What I tell you? That courthouse statue Confederate soldier You see the TV news last night? [EMMIE, spoken] We ain't got a TV set [DOTTY] Found the headless body In Choo Choo Bayou Wrapped in a flag In the muddy Stars and Bars [EMMIE] Anybody said What happened to the head? [DOTTY] Can't find the head, they's agitated "Johnny Reb's decapitated!" Dredged the bayou, lakefront, too Trawlers, spotlights, minesweepers— [EMMIE, spoken] Dang [DOTTY] Oh, uh-huh, the whole shebang Bloodhounds bayin' Makin' noise They say it was "hoodlums" done it They means colored boys [EMMIE, spoken] But they ain't said who? [DOTTY, spoken] No, not a clue I tell you what Whoever did it? Good for 'em [DOTTY] I hopes they burnt it In a trash incinerator Fed it to an alligator Ugly thing, ugly thing The South's Defender Hey, Cracker Joe Lee surrendered! The thing is over, baby! Dead! Don't cry And kiss that huge ugly head Goodbye [EMMIE] Yeah, let it be, for goodness sakes Heads go missin', them's the breaks Stakes ain't high— [DOTTY, spoken] My eye they ain't They gon' keep lookin Some of them as vexed as snakes [DOTTY] And trouble comin' [EMMIE] And someone gone and killed that man That crazy man who killed the President Right on TV Saw that picture In the paper Shot by a bullet Look like it hurt We ain't got a TV set, not yet We only got a radio [CAROLINE] Okay, go Time to bring them pancakes out They dips them in the applesauce Take the tray, don't be spillin' Carve the goose Let's be trekkin'
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Credits
- Writers
- Jeanine Tesori
- Tony Kushner