The Catchy Song

Lyrics

[Intro: Chance Waters & 360] Ooh yeah Ooh yeah Ooh yeah That sounds ridiculous [Verse 1: Chance Waters] I don't make Catchy songs with claps and tongs [?] management wants And I'll never drop some catchy lines that All my fans could rap along with (Never) You probably think I'm sad and whatnot But those who know me know I love carryin' on Just last week I went to Katie Holmes' vacation home Then camped out the front yellin', "Marry me, Tom!" Well, that's a lie, but I did steal their family dog (Uh-huh) And then I tried to ransom it off (Yeah) That's not true either, but I'm happy a lot I just don't make songs 'bout the candy shop I've never snatched a watch or carried a Glock I've never bashed or robbed or acted the boss You won't catch me off on some arrogant pop star shit My album might flop, hell, bring it right on [Chorus: Joyride] We go write catchy Songs that all the Kids can sing along With And I'm sorry if We wrote the tune That's stuck in your head Just ignore it [Verse 2: Smizzy] If you think I make catchy songs, then you're actually wrong I knew a kid who used to, and he got bashed a lot So my songs are only half sick, shit, ask 6 Musically I'm a fuckin' Maxibon And yeah, I could write and sing all the same stuff as James Blunt Pack out stadiums with ladies and get paid tons (I could) But I keep it raw like Tame One's [?] Flip it back and forth like Forthwrite all night And we could climb the charts till I'm pickin' Lobster meat out my teeth with my least favourite ARIA Without goin' "La—di—da—di—da, la—di—da—di—da" Soundin' like we're tryna party hard at the Mardi Gras Kanye tried and looked awfully stupid Look at him now, he's gettin' bored of music Next thing he'll probably put out a porno movie And even then, I bet the bitch'd have autotuning [Interlude: Smizzy] "Glad you got Kanye [?] that good, that good, that good" "Oh, Mr Fishstick" [Chorus: Joyride] We don't write catchy Songs that all the Kids can sing along With And I'm sorry if We wrote the tune [?] stuck in your head Just ignore it [Verse 3: 360] Uh-uh, yeah, uh What's the definition of catchy? (I don't know) Is it some'in' that's repetitious and happy? (Yep) Yeah, you can bet I'm killin' my cabbie If he plays catchy shit, but I never been in a taxi (I haven't) I don't get down with beautiful tune shit And I fuckin' hate musical music (Fuck) I wanna slap any dude that'll do this If you got talent singin', don't use and abuse it Some call it hate, some call it jealousy Music's so great as long as there's no melody And anytime it sticks in my head Is the only time I wish I was dead, "Can you kill me?" (Please) I hate everything that Nova plays Even "The Festival Song" is overplayed (Haha) It's enough to make me go insane And there's too much catchy shit, here we go again, like [Chorus: Joyride] We go write catchy Songs that all the Kids can sing along With And I'm sorry if We wrote the tune That's stuck in your head Just ignore it [Outro: Joyride] Just ignore it If it's stuck in your head Yeah, yeah If it's stuck in your head Just ignore