Doctor Oz

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want a Letterman jacket so bad that it hurts And I hate my mom cause she makes me wear these shirts I go to school, just to get picked on Every day they make me feel like I don't belong They hate me, because I'm different The adults around me, they don't hear me, they ain't listening To get love, you better be popular I'd love to see my name one day in the [monica?] But I'ma need some basketball shorts A cheerleader too, and a basketball shirt A box of Newports, and a Gatorade sport And a new pair of Jordans and a basketball court Then the girl, who will find me attractive Love from my peers, you know, the whole package I got the code to happiness, and I could crack it And all of this comes with the Letterman jacket [Chorus] And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood 'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would [Verse 2] I want a new nose and a brand new car That could drive myself and seen away so far I wanna be loved, I wanna new start A Botox mind and a silicone heart We got Collagen celebs, and liposucked stars I'm just lookin' for my own Wizard of Oz To give me courage, forget a brain Give me a straight nose, and take away pain Give me a big butt, and a little-bitty waist Give me some glory, with a prettier face Give me a bottle of tequila and a cup and don't smile Give you the camera, give me a new FaceBook profile Give me some big breasts, and some tight clothes And I'll have a boyfriend and friends and just pose in front of stores And we'll be loved, just wait Please, Doctor Oz, can you make my nose straight? [Chorus] And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood 'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would [Verse 3] I want a football, I want to be thuggin' Fuck it, I want an Easy-Bake Oven I want to be loved by my dad But my dad said he can't love no fag So I'ma have to hide who my real self is And hide who I like, but I can't help it Doctor Oz, can you make me not gay? Make me normal and take this pain away Cause when ya disdained, every day it rains And I don't want to be better, I just want to be the same Mister Wiz, I wanna live in a normal way Normal, according to those others that pray But your blessings and needles just take character away So I would rather be different in a similar way Being gay is cool with me, so let me say Fuck a football, I'll take an Easy-Bake any day [Chorus] And as they all grow older, the truth will be understood 'Cause we never turn out the way we thought we would