Mother-In-Law Blues

Lyrics
Well I'ma tell you all about my mother-in-law And I got one of them mother-in-laws I hope your mother-in-law is alright My mother-in-law is the ugliest woman I ever seen That woman so skinny she can hide behind a broom She's some skinny Her teeths hang down all over her lips Her mouth is so doggone pointy She could eat a apple thru a picket fence Got a mouth like a chicken That's some ugly woman Her legs is so skinny She gotta tie knots on her legs to make knees Boy that's some skinny woman Everytime she pass the junkyard Her skin'll rattle(?), rattles for them bones She's some ugly woman boy, you should see her She got jealous eyes, you know what jealous eyes is Both of her black eyes is in the corner Lookin' at one 'nother, that's what you call jealous eyes That's some ugly woman And my wife look just like her That sure is her daughter My wife got long curly black hair Hanging all the way down her back But I wish she had some of that hair on her head She got too much of it hanging down her back You know the boys used to ax me why you take your wife with you Every morning when you go to work I say that's a long story I say the woman's so doggone ugly I don't wanna kiss her goodbye So I carry her along with me Some ugly woman But that's alright boy, she's alright with me And my mother in law calls me son I wish that I could say on the record the rest of it But you know she just calls me son That's what I called the mother-in-law blues
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