Lyrics

Dave Perkins: Hello? Female voice: Hello Dave: Yes Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence? Dave: This is it Female voice: Is this David Perkins' residence? Dave: This is it Female voice: It is? Dave: Yes Female voice: Well is he there? Dave: This is he Female voice: Is he there? Dave: This is he Female voice: Can I speak to him? Dave: This is he Female voice: David? Dave: Yes Female voice: Is that David? Dave: This is he Female voice: Do you know who this is? Dave: No I don't Female voice: Huh? Dave: No I don't Female voice: This is Mr. Edmonds. You know Mr. Edmonds? Dave: No I don't Female voice: Do you know Mr. Edmonds? Dave: No I don't. I think you've got the wrong number, ma'am Female voice: Is this David's residence? David Perkins? Dave: Yes, it is, but I think you've got the wrong David Perkins Female voice: David Perkins? Well, he ought to know me. David? Dave: Yes? Female voice: Have you got a brother named George? Dave: No I don't Female voice: Huh? Dave: No I don't Female voice: You haven't got a brother named George? Dave: No I don't Female voice: You don't have? Dave: No I don't, ma'am Female voice: Well I can't understand it. Uhm, you oughta know me, I kept you children when you were little, if you're still the right one Dave: No, uh, not unless you lived in New Jersey, uhm, you don't know me when I was... Female voice: You don't know me? Dave: No ma'am Female voice: Well, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong George then, I guess (sound of phone hanging up)