Lyrics

Now you've had your honeymoon In the Poconos Now you've had your heart-shaped tub Bring alone the time-lapse photo Of the two of us Wrestling on a bearskin rug Come on Take me to love canal Take me to love canal '74 I left my neighborhood Looking for a Buffalo gal Everyone was gone when I got back home And I think I like it better now Take me to love canal Take me to love canal Take me to love canal Take me to love canal You and me And the Siamese twins Little dears In their crocodile skins Just livin' off the fat of the land If you lived here, you'd be home now! Come on, little baby, you'll like it up there The wide open space and the big blue air You'd be surprised what you can get used to When your only other choice is... Houston Take me to love canal Take me to love canal Take me to love canal Take me to love canal