Ready N Willin’

Lyrics

[Chorus: Godemis & UBI] Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low [Verse 1: Godemis] Just for the purpose of blazin' you off the wall Godemis brought about a pound to distribute amongst ya'll But baby the K be stayin' inna drug box in the Ces nest For the rainy days or cabin fever or when I'm restless So let's just blaze, bong or the pipe or the paper Perhaps you wanna roll up the windows and get blowed to the vapors However, you say you're savin' it for when you're married that's what you preachin' But this fire's been known to get bitches openin' and tweakin' Oh but you speakin' of cuttin' I wasn't jokin' Cuz I like to get brains on the sofa smokin' Tokin' about a pound before the night's over I like sober women and since you like blowed company You just need to come on in because we- Armed with the best to the herbal remedy plus Twelve pills and a six of X and ten of em's for us Rollin' I had enough, Godemis' balanced so nothin' stable Come to blaze you after by Ces is ready, willin' and able [Chorus: Godemis & UBI] Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low [Verse 2: UBI] And if I had another sack then I'd be packin' a pipe She said if I'm out of weed then she'll keep passin' me by But naturally by we're kind of nice so after we're high I get the bed hippin' and hoppin' worse than Rapper's Delight Ces gettin' it poppin' minus the extravagant liquor Makin' music you're sure to feel that appeals to the average listener Oh is that your chick? I was gunna ask if she had a sister Get so far up in her gut's yo I'm practically Jack The Ripper Kiss her, love her, then leave her, had better beaver before Gettin' bad brains in the bathroom but never seen her before While your ass gettin' so drunk you got lost and peed on the door I'll do a handstand and roll up without droppin' weed on the floor You offerin' me some more, no question I'll smoke another Goin' hit for hit til you choke and mutter, in broken stutters Causin' coughin' fits and shudders, flows under your teeth and tongue Down the pipes to reach the lungs and we've begun steadily chillin' cuz we [Chorus: Godemis & UBI] Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low [Dialogue / Skit] Is this weed? What? You got a prescription for this? Yeah Where is it at? Uhh? Where is it at? It-it-it's uhh Where? It's nothing but a cigarette This ciga-weed Well, it look like a cigarette You better have a glaucoma I do [Beat continues] [Verse 3: Sorceress] Contact my regional [?] distributor and let him know that I Need to holler at your boy for about ten, gave me a solid confirmation, said I won't keep you waitin' give me five and I'll call you when I get to the gate to let me in Made a successful transaction, red burn, green—the bag was money-fat So I tapped him, told him "Same time tomorrow, this'll hold me down until then." He replied, "Be safe, if not, love and peace until we meet again Hold it down, be headstrong, see you in sin." The pro-cedure begins, prep the patient Apply the spit application to a system, penetration Through the layers of thin leaf, dispose of the guts Only to refill 'em up with killer remedies, sending me Into a conscious state of sleep Me gets throwed in slow-mo, for sho', with a solo But with four more heads except for my right, then pass to the left Stuff papers, bowls, or blocks, poor cops, no punkin' in profit Can't survive with paper and flatfoot, none of the above [Chorus: Godemis & UBI] Ready, willin' and able, to smoke ya'll under the table Grab your attention like cable, satellite mind, light it up, lay low