Idiot Box

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Stik Figa] After a word from a sponsor, watch us make a monster Lights, camera, action, read the teleprompter On to the next, tragic filled catastrophe A natural disaster of the homicide you had to see And as they weave the story, and help ya disconnect 'Cause it's told to you by guys in suit and ties behind a desk They makin' entertainment outta everybody's stress So much mal downtown, Kansas City off the spec' You never had to step your pretty shoes on the block So I'll pretend you care about the news that you watch Havin' conversation about who gettin' shot Just be glad it's not you that's pursued by the cops Your five story house with your immigrant maid You only nice to her 'cause she doesn't get in the way You ain't driven by where the indigants? stay Just turn to Super Nanny, teach your kids to behave [Hook: Stik Figa] The idiot box, the idiot box We sit and we watch this dang idiot box The idiot box, the idiot box The idiot box, we need to turn that off The idiot box, the idiot box We sit and we watch this dang idiot box The idiot box, the idiot box The idiot box, we need to turn that off [Verse 2: Godemis] No matter how you see it, ain't no I in me that They starin' at me like I was Miley Cyrus' back But if I do a fat track, channels by the Comcast Then I can catch the result and most recent bomb blast Whatever I don't catch, I'm damn sure to TiVo Couch potato, sofa potato, don't eat no Considerin' I'm rappin' in BluRay The new Ces Cru reality show is airin' this Tuesday Another idiot box is where they found Hussein So what I watch re-runs, I'm wonderin' who's sane I lose weeks to it, I fall asleep to it Get swill, pass out in front of it, sleep through it A new flat idiot box is hard to find The signal will be dead by 2009 though Still keep in mind, they keepin' yo state of mind On some buy this here, that though, outta yo mind [Verse 3: UBI] Now all I need is HDTV with DVD Picture and picture on three screens A clicker for each First screen's the Chiefs' kicker Second screen, Royals' relief pitcher Third screen, Denise Richards Fake punt, shotgun, and a flee flicker A long bomb dropped, y'all play on man While Denise finna lay on sand Photo shoot, ass naked in the shower gettin' sprayin' tan Pullin' me in, it's suckin' my brain, I can't refrain From oglin' what's his name, warmin' up in the bullpen The Royals never win, any way this is bull shit I'd rather watch Denise babble on with her full lips As I watch the screen, my eyes locked I lean in and listen like I'm lost in dream It's that drug that I need for the box I fiend To keep my brain washed for me like OxiClean I need the... [Hook: Stik Figa] The idiot box, the idiot box We sit and we watch this dang idiot box The idiot box, the idiot box The idiot box, we need to turn that off The idiot box, the idiot box We sit and we watch this dang idiot box The idiot box, the idiot box The idiot box, we need to turn that off