Advance to Boardwalk (A Cappella)

Lyrics

Cella Dwellas - "Advance to Boardwalk" [Emcee(s): Phantasm and U.G.] [Producer(s): Nick Wiz] [Bassline: DJ Slice] [Sample (Hook/Riff): Siddhartha - "Art Farmer" (1:01)] [Hook: U.G.] Ayyo Get nice, shoot dice, skip the Small talk, son. Advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make Dough, yo, slide past Go [Verse 1: Cella Dwellas] [Phantasm] Yo, check The drama as the saga starts to unfold to Advance and pass Go and get the pot of gold. In The Mediterranean, met this fly lady, and She had two 'nothers, the rich Parker Brothers on The run from the IRS for income tax After this heist, son, we're sitting on stacks. In This new community, looking for the treasure chest, took A wrong left turn—fuck it, yo. Nevertheless, it's My fault, kid, we ended up on Baltic, off- -course, but, still, we ain't taking a loss. There He go, Reading at the Railroad in his Porsche, waiting For his brother to come in on the iron horse [U.G.] "Can It Be So Simple" playing in my rental on Oriental Avenue, passing through Connecticut, got To get to Vermont just to visit Matt Life in The clink. I'm back for stolen minks and snatching links [Phantasm] At Saint Charles Place, let me check Digga and Masta Ace and The I-N-C.—they own Electric Company. Next Is the State of Virginia, where I'm A don and got Mad Skillz like Shaquan. At The train station, we're waiting for my Pennsylvania connect To come through and show us love and respect. Don't even Take aim 'cause he's a Saint like James, and when you're Done with the body, burn him in the flames [U.G.] Sipping Hen- -nessy on Tennessee with Hav and P. See Schott Free asked me to walk to New York Avenue Bagged two chicks who whisper stats. At Free Parking, we see Lou Diamonds with Tony Starks, and Some kid tried to buck me off Kentucky, some gang named Chance with bandanas, so I ran to Indiana Illa Noyz/Illinois and his boys held me down, they got my back, pass The gat. Yes, I'm just cool like that [Hook: U.G.] Ayyo Get nice, shoot dice, skip the Small talk, son. Advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make Dough, yo, slide past Go [Verse 2: Cella Dwellas] [Phantasm] It's after 3, yo. We at B&O Amtrak and Marvin Gardens, a player like Phantasm is starving Check the fountain and see if the Water Works while I Send four messengers to Ventor [U.G.] I was on Atlantic with my man quick to snatch jewels and hit The scale, see 50, didn't wanna go to jail on Pennsyl- -vania. I met Lorraina, she had on Guess, she said "You need a vest going through Community Chest" Or NC, North Carolina if you visit "You look exquisite, trail 'goose made by Pacific." Kick the Short line, shorty was mine, she was with it I got the digits, but never got the chance to hit it [Phantasm] At Park Place, hit the Parker Brothers' safe and made A killing and skated with about two million, but We got to pay tax on the luxuries. The Cella Dwellas' plan is to expand and live comfortably [Hook: U.G.] Ayyo Get nice, shoot dice, skip the Small talk, son. Advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make Dough, yo, slide past. Ayyo Get nice, shoot dice, skip the Small talk, son. Advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make Dough, yo, slide past Go