Advance to Boardwalk

Lyrics

[Chorus: U.G.] Ayo,  get nice, shoot dice, skip the small talk Son, advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make dough Yo, slide past Go [Verse 1: Phantasm & U.G.] Yo, check the drama as the saga starts to unfold To advance and pass Go and get the pot of gold In the Mediterranean, met this fly lady, and She had two 'nothers, the rich Parker Brothers On the run from the IRS for income tax After this heist, son, we sitting on stacks In this new community, looking for the treasure chest Took a wrong left turn — fuck it, yo, nevertheless It's my fault, kid, we ended up on Baltic, off-course But, still, we ain't taking a loss There he go, reading at the Railroad in his Porsche Waiting for his brother to come in on the iron horse "Can It Be So Simple" playing in my rental on Oriental Avenue, passing through Connecticut Got to get to Vermont just to visit Matt Life in the clink Got bagged for stolen minks and snatching links At Saint Charles Place, let me check Digga and Masta Ace And the I.N.C. — they own Electric Company Next is the State of Virginia, where I'm a don And got Mad Skillz like Shaquan At the trainstation, we're waiting for my Pennsylvania connect To come through and show us love and respect Don't even take aim 'cause he's a Saint like James And when you're done with the body, burn him in the flames Sipping Hennessy on Tennessee with Hav and P  See Schott Free, asked me To walk to New York Avenue Bagged two chicks who with the staff at Free Parking We see Lou Diamonds with Tony Starks, then Some kid tried to buck me off Kentucky Some gang named Chance with bandanas, so I ran to Indiana Illa Noyz and his boys held me down, they got my back, pass the gat Yes, I'm just cool like that [Chorus: U.G.] Ayo,  get nice, shoot dice, skip the small talk Son, advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make dough Yo, slide past Go [Verse 2: Phantasm & U.G.] It's after 3, yo, we at B&O Amtrak in Marvin Gardens A player like Phantasm is starvin' Check the fountain and see if the Water Works While I send four messengers up to Ventnor I was on Atlantic with my man, quick to snatch jewels and hit the scale See, 50 didn't wanna go to jail On Pennsylvania, I met Lorraina, she had on Guess She said, "You need a vest going through Community Chest Or N.C., North Carolina if you visit You look exquisite" – Trail goose, made by Pacific Kick the short lie, shorty was mine, she was with it I got the digits, but never got the chance to hit it At Park Place, hit the Parker Brothers' safe and made a killing And skated with about two million But we got to pay tax on the luxuries The Cella Dwellas' plan is to expand and live comfortably [Chorus: U.G.] Ayo,  get nice, shoot dice, skip the small talk Son, advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make dough Yo, slide past Go Ayo,  get nice, shoot dice, skip the small talk Son, advance to Boardwalk Collect the properties and profit, expand and make dough Yo, slide past Go