Marry the Man Today

Lyrics

[ADELAIDE, spoken] How do you like that rat? Just when he oughta be lyin' he's tellin' the truth! You know what? I'm glad I'm through with him And you oughta be glad you're through with Sky, too [SARAH, spoken] I am [ADELAIDE, spoken] Yeah [SARAH, spoken] Yeah [ADELAIDE, spoken] Hmm [SARAH, spoken] Hmm [ADELAIDE, spoken] What are we, crazy or somethin'? [ADELAIDE] At Wanamaker's and Saks and Klein A lesson I've been taught You can't get alterations on a dress you haven't bought [SARAH] At any vegetable market from Borneo to Nome You mustn't squeeze a melon 'til you get the melon home [ADELAIDE] You simply gotta gamble [SARAH] You get no guarantee [ADELAIDE] Now doesn't that kind of apply to you and I? [SARAH] You and me [ADELAIDE, spoken] Why not? [SARAH, spoken] Why not what? [ADELAIDE] Marry the man today Trouble though he may be Much as he likes to play Crazy and wild and free [ADELAIDE & SARAH] Marry the man today Rather than sigh and sorrow [ADELAIDE] Marry the man today And change his ways tomorrow [SARAH, spoken] Ooh [SARAH & ADELAIDE] Marry the man today (Marry the man today) Maybe he's leaving town (Maybe he's leaving town) Don't let him get away (Don't let him get away) Hurry and track him down (Counterattack him and) [ADELAIDE & SARAH] Marry the man today Give him the girlish laughter [SARAH] Give him your hand today And save the fist for after [SARAH, spoken] Two more! [ADELAIDE, spoken] Alright, sister, okay, let's see [ADELAIDE] Slowly introduce him to the better things Respectable, conservative, and clean, ha ha [SARAH] Reader's Digest [ADELAIDE] Guy Lombardo [SARAH] Rogers Peet's [ADELAIDE, spoken] Golf [SARAH, spoken] Galoshes [ADELAIDE] Ovaltine! [ADELAIDE & SARAH] But marry the man today Handle it meek and gently [ADELAIDE] Marry the man today and train him subsequently [ADELAIDE, spoken] Ha! Come on, you do it! [SARAH, spoken] Ha! Ha! [SARAH] Carefully expose him to domestic life And if he ever tries to stray from you Have a pot roast [ADELAIDE] Have a headache [SARAH] Have a baby [ADELAIDE] Have two! [SARAH, spoken] Six! [ADELAIDE, spoken] Nine! [SARAH, spoken] Stop! [ADELAIDE & SARAH] Marry the man today Rather than sigh and sorrow Marry the man today And change his ways [SARAH & ADELAIDE] And change his ways (And change his ways) And change his ways (And change his ways) [ADELAIDE & SARAH] Tomorrow!