Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] All their windows were dark And no one knew he was there All the Whos were all dreaming Sweet dreams without care [Verse 1] You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel [Verse 2] You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a 39 1/2 foot pole [Interlude] All I need is a reindeer So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread And he tied a big horn on the top of his head Then the Grinch said, "Giddyup!" And the sleigh started down toward the homes Where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town "Oh yeah! This is stop number one!" The old Grinchy Claus hissed as he climbed to the roof Empty bags in his fist Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch But if Santa Claus could do it, then so could the Grinch Then he slithered and slumped with a smile most unpleasant Around the whole room, and he took every present Popguns, panpoolers, pantookers, and drums Checkboards, bisslebings, popcorn, and plums And he stuffed them in the bags Then the Grinch very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one by one Up the chimney [Verse 3] You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch The three best words that best describe you are as follows And I quote: Stink! Stank! Stunk! [Verse 4] You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch With a nauseous super nos You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce