The Poet Is Rapist

Lyrics

[Spoken] This is a poem celebrating the realization that poems aren't gonna change anything I'm still writing anyways, but they ain't gonna change this mean, crazy, fucked up and down world of shit and more shit Now, on the brighter side of the landscape; We have of course the prospect that this poem will become an active member of the curriculum of eighth grade English classes And when the teach' says my name, everyone will smile real pretty And say that I was a good guy Man, I could change this world if these assholes gave me the chance Every thing starts out small, see, but I ain't gonna stay small Like, if you're reading this here piece of shit now I'm making progress, ain't I? And even if you decide to wipe your ass with this work of art, man I'm glad to be of service That's why I'm here Look, the poet uses words like you use spit, or Vaseline, or Crisco So I rub these words on a page and you slowly take them in It's quite literally getting fucked by letters The vowels, and the smaller shafted consonants are fairly easy to take Even for the more tight-assed amongst you While other, bigger, wider consonants Require in some cases, the use of drugs and poppers Feelin' it inside yet? Huh? This hot, wet, sloppy, slimy, scummy, suck-able poem Slipped into a prophylactic, with a french tickler made of razor blades, bein' jammed up your asshole And you stop fighting it, and we're almost enjoying it Until this mad-man decided to piss up your ass And you began to taste it, and it came out your mouth And then he started kissin' you, settin' up a cycle To keep it flowing, for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever The poet, fucking the reader The poet pissing in the reader's mouth Kissin' and drinking his own words He gets more turned, and you get harder And the scene gets wilder, for those still horny for more The poet is rapist Looking to get into something, we'll hurt you if necessary So just co-operate and you'll be better off I want you to look at this fuckin' poem Look at it, look at it again real long, huh? Now, go ahead and relax and see how easy it is the second time Go ahead, good, good I told ya, I'm glad to be of service [Instrumental] And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever And ever, and ever, and ever, and ever Good, good I told ya, I'm glad to be of service-ce-ce