Clang Dang the Bell

Lyrics

[SHEBY, spoken] There's a calf, there's a calf [JABEZ, spoken] A new baby calf [GRAMMA, spoken] And we're about to baptize him [SHEBY, spoken] Else he'll live and die a miserable sinner [JABEZ, spoken] And go to hell Come along, Gideon [WOMAN, spoken] Baptizing a calf Well, bless your dear little Christian hearts [GIDEON, GRAMMA, MARTHA, MICAH, SHEBY & JABEZ] Clang dang the bell Gather by the well Sprinkle joy on baby boy So's he'll not go to hell Flap flop the broom Give the reverend room Wash the sins off babykins And save a soul from doom [MICAH] Let's give him the namе of Nebuchadnezzar He was a Biblе king [GIDEON] Let's ponder the name of David 'Tis easier to sing [SHEBY] Let's give him the name of 'Lijah the prophet Eli or Elihu [JABEZ] Let's give him the name of blasphemy For that's in the Bible too [GIDEON, GRAMMA, MARTHA, MICAH, SHEBY & JABEZ] Clang dang the bell Gather by the well Sprinkle joy on baby boy So's he'll not go to hell Clang dang the bell Gather by the well Sprinkle joy on baby boy So's he'll not go to hell Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell, hell