Lyrics

[Intro] Hey, so... um This is a, uh... Thing... It's uh, it's ah-completely improvised which... Considering the instrumental for this song might not have been the best way to, um... Uh, uh, put this, um... Particular encounter with my brain, but I just... I just decided This is a weird experimental album So I'm just gonna have this one, improvised, break the fourth wall, spoken word song where I just talk And now, I'm gonna act serious [Verse One] Woke up Forgot where the mailbox was Hm, wait a minute I can see the mailbox It's right there Across the street "So," I think. "I'm going to just go walk straight to that mailbox," So, I get to the middle of the road And there's a road block, but it's invisible And it's sideways And in the middle of the road And if somebody were to drive in the middle of the road, naturally, their vehicle would get split in half So, I think, "That's silly," And then a bunch of weird stuff happens And suddenly I have the mail in my hand And I'm like, "I have the mail in my hand! That's... weird, man!" And it's like the mail just really loves me I really love the mail too It... it tells me stuff Like stuff And things Like... Um, I can't think of anything except for (unintelligible) Cheese! [Outro] Cheese Cheese Ch-ch-cheese Cheese Cheese