The Bloodmaster

Lyrics

[EVAN] Okay, listen up The solution to your problem is The Bloodmaster You say, "No, a horror movie isn't where you have your first kiss" [KENDRA, spoken] The Bloodmaster? [EVAN] Hear me out, there's a few little things I wanna mention First, it's dark, and it's scary so you'll wanna hug tight There are folks all around but they're not paying attention 'Cause some wacko with an axe is hacking everyone in sight So when you're in the market For a thing that makes your heart pump the blood faster I suggest The Bloodmaster Friday night! [BRETT, spoken] Friday night? This is awesome! What do you think, Kendra? [KENDRA, spoken] Um— [LUCY] Hold up, hold up Let me tell you where it's at Kendra's mom'll never let her see a movie like that And if she doesn't go then I guess they can't do it [KENDRA, spoken] Yeah, I guess she's kinda right [EVAN] Nothing to it, here's the deal Kendra never tells her mom that she's going to The Bloodmaster [KENDRA, spoken] What do I say? [EVAN] 'Cause for real She'll be heading home with Lucy after school that day [KENDRA, spoken] Sleepover! Yay! [EVAN] At 6:45, Kendra Zooms with her mother And she asks if it's okay to hang with Lucy all night And at 7:05, Cassie's mom picks you up 'Cause everyone says Cassie's mom is cool [CASSIE] That's right! [EVAN] And at 7:22, like a blizzard that's predicted by a forecaster [ENSEMBLE] Shoop shoop [EVAN] You drop into The Bloodmaster Friday ni— [LUCY] Hold up, hold up I don't know what you mean 'Cause they won't let us in until we're seventeen So hold the applause and can the confetti [EVAN] I'm on it already There's another movie playing At the theater where we're gonna see The Bloodmaster [ENSEMBLE] The Bloodmaster [EVAN] So we just buy tickets to the little kiddie movie instead [ENSEMBLE] Shoop shoop, shoop shoop, shoop shoop [LUCY] Good luck, there's a manager who doesn't miss a trick [EVAN] It's not a problem if we all get the moves just right I'll create a distraction with the guy who's taking tickets [BRETT] And we duck into the theater while you block us from sight [EVAN] And then we're in Kendra gets to be the queen, Brett gets to be the stud master! [BRETT & KENDRA] We're going to The Bloodmaster [EVAN] Friday night! [ENSEMBLE] We're going to The Bloodmaster We're going to The Bloodmaster This Friday night!