Plain and Fancy

Lyrics

[Intro: Spoken] Class, I can see we're going to have to start with the basics [Chorus] You see Whether you live in Plainfield Or in a grand chateau There are basic rules of fancy That everyone should know [Verse 1] A pen is ordinary A plume is magnifique Beige is dull and boring And fuchsia is oh so chic Baseball caps are far too plain Berets are much more cheerier Feathers, glitter and the like spruce up a drab exterior Being proper and well-groomed is something one should master A little bit of "Ooh la la" Transforms before to after [Chorus] Whether you live in Plainfield Or in a grand chateau There are basic rules of fancy That everyone should know Ooh la la