Lyrics

[MIKE] I kinda wanna scream I'm kinda freakin' out But wait, hold up, that's it It's just a dream, no doubt I bet that's all it is I'll wake without a care Sitting on my butt with a growing gut And receding hair So until this nightmare's over I'll stay calm, composed, and zen 'Cause there's not a chance in hell That I am seventeen again [NED] This is like crazy cool Yet cause for some dismay Somehow you're Mike O'Donnell With teenage D.N.A A science fiction plot Except it's science fact This morning you were you Not the you I once knew Wow, this is so abstract [MIKE] Think I'm gonna have a meltdown Puke my guts out in your den 'Cause I'm, no, it can't be, look at me I'm seventeen, I'm seventeen, I'm seventeen [NED] Worry not, I've seen this issue before Luckily, there's IMDb to explore For solutions to this mystical curse (spoken) Genre? Body-switching movies (sung) "Freaky Friday" mom and daughter were swapped "Vice Versa" nah, it totally flopped "Big" is just like you, but in the reverse [MIKE, spoken] Ned, my life isn't a movie! [NED] Sure your situation isn't the same Still you're stuck inside a transformative game And the goal is find a way to return [MIKE, spoken] This isn't getting us anywhere [NED] If you want to see this magic undone Think of movies like "Like Father, Like Son" Every character had a problem Something wrong they had to set right Something supernatural pushed them On the path to seeing the light [MIKE] So the universe wants to help me fix my life That's way out of whack? [NED] Here's a chance to reclaim your mojo [MIKE & NED] And to get back on the right track On the right track [MIKE, spoken] I think I know why this happened. Scar wants to divorce me, my kids want nothing to do with me...it's like the universe is giving me a do-over [NED, spoken] A do-over? [MIKE] Okay, I'm thinkin' back [NED] Yeah, keep thinkin' back [MIKE] To when the change occurred [NED] Oh, when the change occurred [MIKE] I thought my high school life [NED] Your awesome high school life [MIKE] Was one that I preferred [NED] Woah yeah, you did! [MIKE] Back then I had it made [NED] The world was at your feet Sure to go real far as a rising star [MIKE] Life was super sweet Could the reason that I'm looking Like the kid I knew back then Be because I should re-join the team? [NED] Take another shot, raise your self-esteem [MIKE & NED] Stop regretting--go and live the dream [MIKE] I abandoned way back when Yeah, that's what I gotta do Now that I'm seventeen [NED] It's my sci-fi dream come true Now that you're seventeen [MIKE] I'm seventeen [MIKE & NED] Woah, seventeen again