Lyrics

On the 22nd day of November The day that they shot Kennedy I become a fully paid up member Of The Flat Earth Society Acting like your older brother Dressing like your brother's boss You can't judge a book by it's cover But you can tell how much it costs I'm a fucking senile delinquent Delinquent with a capital D For services to serious drinking I should get an O.B.E You say tomato I say tomato But I'll never be a vegetable You say Karl And I say Harpo I'm politically incorrectable I'm a fucking senile delinquent Senile with a capital S Celebrated sensible thinking Is something that I couldn't do less I'm a fucking senile delinquent Delinquent with a capital D For services to serious drinking I should get an O.B.E On the 22nd day of November The day that they shot Kennedy I become a fully paid up member Of The Flat Earth Society