Lyrics

(What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?) (Too much sex and violence Too much sex and violence Too shocking even for Channel 4 Too shocking even for Channel 4) I've never been insane or put my baby on a plane With a suitcase that's alive and ticking And your honour, I confess that I've never tasted meths Or hid a gun in a box of fried chicken Never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat Two stories from the top of a no-go Go I've never had to steal, sell my body for a meal Cigarettes, alcohol or drugs I've never had a tattoo or a scar that wouldn't heal Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up I've never been on strike or a speeding motorbike Been propositioned, beaten up or mugged I've got 20/20 vision but I've never seen the light Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up And if you're looking for trouble You came to the wrong place I've never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque Or played chicken on the railway line Never been a litter bug, given head, taken drugs Pump it up Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up Crack that whip across my thigh Stick a needle in my eye Cross my heart and hope to die I've lived a sheltered life Fruitbat (Too much sex and violence Too much sex and violence Too shocking even for Channel 4 Too shocking even for Channel 4) Never been to Amsterdam, left my heart in Vietnam Or sold gum on the streets of Mexico Never smuggled pot or been murdered in my squat Two stories from the top of a no-go (Sounds like a lot of supernatural baloney to me Supernatural? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps not.) Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up Never gone cold turkey in a shed in Albuquerque Or played chicken on the railway line Never been a litter bug, given head, taken drugs Pump it up, Jack, pump it up, Jack, pump it up Crack that whip across my thigh Stick a needle in my eye Cross my heart and hope to die I've lived a sheltered life (He's okay, he just fainted)