Lyrics

I think i'll try my luck at flo and normandie And have some dude beat the living crap out of me He haunts me, he taunted me And i just found out he's been set free So i'll go and tell my girlfriend i think she's ugly We've had a few kids and she's getting kinds pudgy I'll tease her, i'll please her Then i'm gonna leave her And i'll go and find me a new girl until she bugs me Because they know i want you, know i need you No i won't go a day without you And only you can know what you're doing to me ...so good afternoon I think i'll go and take my snake down for animal testing Where they lay me down and inject me while i'm resting They starve me, carve me, stitch me up And when i wake up with cancer - they give me their blessing You and i, we shine and i feel you coming down my way ...so good afternoon I like to get laid so i became a musician And i'm an expert in humanity by my own admission - I'm kind, i'm signed, i'm a legend in my own mind And i'll tell you i'm god herself if you promise to listen