The Story of the Man in the Yellow Suit

Lyrics

[MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Hold it right there, seventeen! [JESSE] [spoken] You [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Me! Where's your little friend? Oh, who am I fooling? This wood is now mine [JESSE] [spoken] What? [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Why don't you show me what you've been hiding? [JESSE] [spoken] I have no idea what you're talking about [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] That simply is not true [sung] Once upon a time, once upon a time Started just like that! My granny told me a story How that woman loved to gab! [JESSE] [spoken] What does this have to do with me? [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Only everything [sung] Said there was a man With a wife and sons And the story goes Their beauty froze Sound like anyone familiar? Or should I take a stab? [JESSE] [spoken] You don't know a thing about me [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] I know you know where the spring is so why don't you show it to me? [JESSE] [spoken] Miles! It's him! This is the man! [MILES] [spoken] Hold it right there! [MAE] [spoken] Miles, no! [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Oh my god. It's all of ya! The tale's come to life, just like my granny said! [JESSE] [spoken] Ma, he knows the secret! [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] And I've been guarding it with my life! [sung] My lips are sealed Granny didn't raise a snitch! I can make you filthy rich! We'll bottle the water and sell it for a fee Split the profit equally [ANGUS] [spoken] You're mad! We would never! [MAE] [spoken] We just want to live our lives in peace! [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] What is wrong with you people?! [sung] You could be sultans! You could have kingdoms! Did you not think of this before? If you could put a price on eternal life They'd pay anything and more! [spoken] Just lead me to the water! [JESSE] [spoken] Here! Take this vial! Just let her go! [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [spoken] Oh my god. There it is [sung] Today is the day... [JESSE] [spoken] You take this... [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [sung] The waiting is over... [JESSE] [spoken] And, I'll show you the spring... [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [sung] The answer's so simple So perfectly pure... [JESSE] [spoken] Please, let her go [MAN IN THE YELLOW SUIT] [sung] The secret to eternal life And now, I'll never- [MAE] [spoken] No!