Mrs. Pear’s Reptile Homework

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I casually pressed my face against the glass Tried to see in, but by then I was asked What the hell you doin? said some know-it-all jerk Shouldn't you be studying or doin' homework I broke my pencil, the window and interrupted class The teacher said come in and take a desk in the back You've missed chapters two, three, five and by tomorrow seven So sharpen your pencil and get the notes from Kevin Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear The overhead projector reminded me of your smile Throwing light everywhere but without any style It just splashed the walls with meaningless figures Your mouth was the hammer My eyes were the trigger Then she started sweatin' and began to grin Rocked back in her chair And casually broke wind So I asked her a question do reptiles have hair? She said I only know numbers go ask Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Mrs. Pear Class You're tardy Cereal C-E-R-E-A-L Cereal I think I owe it all to Mrs. Pear