Miracle Introduction

Lyrics

[NARRATOR, spoken] There is one place in town doing business: Dr. Detmold's Sanitarium for the Socially Pressured. Locally known as the Cookie Jar [NARRATOR, spoken, & (COOKIES)] The Mayoress is so depressed by her unpopularity that she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage I'm like the bluebird The Mayoress (I should worry, I should care) Is so depressed by her unpopularity (I should be a millionaire) That she makes a nostalgic pilgrimage— (I'm like the blue—AAH!) To a huge rock on the outskirts of town [CORA, spoken] I'm in the depths of positive despair [SCHUB, spoken] Ah now Cora, you need to relax! [CORA, spoken] I need a miracle, that's what I need [NARRATOR, spoken] Suddenly, Baby Joan licks the rock, and there is an enormous spurt of water! [CORA, spoken] Schroeder? [MRS. SCHROEDER, spoken] Your honor [CORA, spoken] Schroeder? [MRS. SCHROEDER, spoken] Your honor, it's a miracle! [CORA, spoken] It's a what? [MRS. SCHROEDER, spoken] A miracle! It's a miracle! [CORA, spoken] You know, you are absolutely right, it is a miracle. I'm saved