Hooray for Hapgood

Lyrics

[GROUP A] Hooray for A, the Group that's well-adjusted Everyone can be trusted in Group A! [GROUP ONE] Have fun with One, the Group that's not neurotic Everyone's patriotic in Group One! [ALL] Dignity, integrity and so on We haven't much to go on Still we go on We've a platform strong enough to grow on! [GROUP A] Whenever they cheer, we're incensed! [GROUP ONE] Whatever they're for, we're against! [GROUP A] Hooray for Hapgood, Hapgood can be trusted Friend of the well-adjusted in Group A! [GROUP ONE] Hooray for Hapgood [NARRATOR, spoken] Hapgood appears, carried aloft in chorus litter, and they follow him out of the square, leaving it deserted, except for a dazzling redhead in dark glasses [FAY, spoken] Bonjour