Swap-Meat Rag

Lyrics

To have and hold suburban life Forever live as man and wife Welcomed by the neighborhood The neighbors here are really good They say "What's mine is yours And yours is mine" Swap-meat the American way You can have it twice a day Swap-meat the American way It's indoor recreation at its best Hold me back, it's just too much I've never seen the like of such I must admit it beats the bars No broken hearts or nasty scars Just carpet burns and wait your turns Swap-meat the American way You can have it twice a day Swap-meat the American way Ah it's strictly code of the road Detectives breaking down the door The evidence laid on the floor Pistol-packin' romeos, stop illegal loops and holes... My old man says it's time to go But I just wants to do-si-do I can't stop this jig and jag I wanna swing my little honey To the swamp-meat rag Community property, it's all in the family Swap-meat the American way You can have it twice a day Swap-meat the American way Swap-meat the American way Swap-meat the American way