Happy Harry’s Honky Tonk

Lyrics

Hey, Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Is not a place for ball games, but a man can really score So don't look down your nose at me I've seen you there before At Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Last night Happy Harry cashed my cheque for two weeks pay I found a corner table as the band began to play I ordered ice and chasers and a pint of seven crown Poured myself a double double and then started lookin' round Before too long I spotted just what I was lookin' for She was passing time with Harry at the corner of thе bar Now I'm sober looking back at just what happened thеre last night I realize how much that her and Harry looked alike Hey, Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Is not a place for ball games, but a man can really score So don't look down your nose at me I've seen you there before At Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Well, I woke up this morning with a knot behind my ear On the floorboard of my pickup truck with a half a case of beer There was lipstick on my undershirt and both my knees are sore Thanks to Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Although I swear I won't go back I know that that's a lie 'Cos Happy Harry's misery is the best a man can find I'm busted now but Friday when the Eagle flies once more Back to Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Hey, Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Is not a place for ball games, but a man can really score So don't look down your nose at me I've seen you there before At Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store Hey, Happy Harry's Honky Tonk and Package Liquor Store...