Don’t Squeeze My Sharmon

Lyrics

Did you hear what happened Last Saturday night While a-dancin' and drinkin' We all got half tight This sweet thing named Sharmon Was a-dancin' with me When up stepped her boyfriend And he hollered at me Oh, don't squeeze my Sharmon Don't hold her so tight You'd best keep my warning It's my last one tonight She's squeezely gentle and sweet as can be And if Sharmon needs squeezing Then leave back to me Along about midnight I was feeling no pain And me and Miss Sharmon Was a-dancin' again Then Hank and big Harlan Got into a fight And I heard someone holler As out went the lights Oh, don't squeeze my Sharmon Don't hold her so tight You'd best keep my warning It's my last one tonight She's squeezеly gentle and sweet as can be And if Sharmon needs squeezing Thеn leave back to me If Sharmon needs squeezing Then leave back to me