Cod Liver Oil & the Orange Juice (Single Version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Out o' the East, there came a hard man Oh-ho-ho, all the way frae Bridgeton Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 2] He went into a pub and he came out paralytic Oh-ho-ho, VP and cider Ah-ha-ha, what a hell of a mixture Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 3] Does this bus go to the Dennistoun Palais? Oh-ho-ho, I'm lookin' for a lumber Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 4] There in the dancin', he met Hairy Mary Oh-ho-ho, the flower of the Gorbals Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 5] "Oh now Mary, are you dancin'?" "Oh-ho no, it's just the way I'm standin'" Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 6] "Oh now Mary, you're one in a million" "Oh-ho-ho, and so's your chances!" Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 7] "Oh now Mary, can I run you home?" "Oh-ho-ho, I've got a pair of sandshoes" "Ah ha-ha, you're a hell of a funny!" Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Instrumental] [Verse 8] In through the back-close, and out through the dunny Oh-ho-ho, it wasn't for the first time Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 9] Her mother came out, she was going to the cludgie Oh-ho-ho, I buggered off sharpish Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 10] Hairy Mary had a little baby Oh-ho-ho, the father's in the army Ah-ha-ha, glory hallelujah Cod liver oil and the orange juice [Verse 11] Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man Oh-ho-ho, he joined the Foreign Legion Ah-ha-ha, Sahara under a camel Cod liver oil and the orange juice Cod liver oil and the orange juice