beach fagz

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Woke up, had a boner Dragged a comb across my boner I said it's high time for us to experience high tide No thanks, I don't drink, and oh God, are you drunk? What you've done this vibrato isn't helping things much No one should trust my statement of faith 'Cause I didn't make eye contact and I kept touching my face Oh God [Chorus 1] Be honest But not that honest Be honest But not that honest [Verse 2] I think I know where the bathrooms are here I've been going to this restaurant for, what, 17 years? For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me You're no Spencer and I'm no Dan But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can For a minute there I thought you were twice as tall as me [Chorus 2] Not that honest We'll be honest Not that honest Be honest Not that honest We'll be honest Not that honest [Bridge] You said, "Why don't you just grab the brush from da Vinci And tell him how he could be doing it better?" I said, "You're supposed to call him Leonardo!" [Outro] I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead I wish I was dead (I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish) (I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish) (I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish) (I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish)