Jason & Brandon Mashia

Lyrics

Shoutout to Jason and Brandon in New Hampshire [Verse] It started with the DoD after World War 2 in Japan When the company branched that ended up with the money clan They put 'em on Open Sea for the whole world to see A man so handsome has never been killed for ransom They put pineapple skins in his mouth and gagged him Then put him in a bombproof box and fragged him Tortured, burned, wasted, boiled, fileted, strangled Hanged him upside down in a pit with wild animals Wearing multiverse wearables, highly scalablе Near innumerable variablеs, then just stand there and stare at you Half the room quiet, half the room was hysterical There's a parable about the plot he was buried next to I read their electronic diary right before they fired me Then when I wrote a better one, they re-hired me Oh, how fitting the irony Sometimes society was so kind to me that I'd literally rhyme for free If the terms set forth are suitable, wouldn't you agree? They become immutable, carry crucibles to your cubicle And of course, none of this is really provable If for any reason you refuse to go, I just wanted you to know If you can adjust protocol I'll take you to the next Super Bowl As long as that's between me and you, though Behold the Infinity Scrolls Vintage investors are sophisticated collectors standing outside in the cold We serve piping hot caramel macchiatos And hand out customary Columbian ponchos on loan For those calling my phone: Our operators are standing by to provide 5-star service and answer any question you might propose But I think you're holding the mic too close, please be patient while we place you on hold Each custom vintage mold, physically sold but individually owned My writing process is like minting gold We can modify his behavior by shooting him in the head with a laser Then 5G, Terminator his ass later Tied down in a Crypto.com center hide lounge By this British broad that tried to offer me five pounds Okay, let's go talk business somewhere off in the distance Real normal, like you just talking to Christians The glass opaque, cylinder case, pyramid shape How could you really hate what a real lyricist make? I shave tits for a living, yeah about two clients per day The best way to talk shit to a scientist's face Playing poker, met a cougar at Kroger A few years older, she walked over and asked me to sign her Canibus poster The black market certified smoker taking a total piss at the voters and anyone counter-uplifting the culture Every man on my rifle team has the survival gene And at least five viral streams of cobra and bile means They changed my orders, forced me to the border Now I'm living in a yurt made of mud with Ethiopian quality water How would you like your omelet metaburger? Bacteria bomblets, beyond vegan nanoelectronics Who is the aggressor and who is compliant? Who's agenda murders the uninspired underneath the shroud of science? They're gonna hold you responsible, hundred percent They're gonna charge you for attaching it to a sugar molecule I saw visions of the slaughter on the outermost layer of the transmission fluid floating on top of the water Yeah, a lot of things he say be way out there But what can it hurt, just to hear him out with your inner ear? Its a nice day outside, I untied her ropes Come on baby, let's take a ride on the boat Generator humming, starboard and port both running Yo, what in the hell you fuss about now, woman? (You don't know, you better ask somebody) Black dolphin beats, just you and me Dead Jubilee, free like our ancestors used to be Smile, lay down, chill, the starship Disney hotel Black Amex card, pay all the bills Mickey Mouse bubble bath, 'como se dise?' suffering succotash So in love with your thick fat ass Let's start a business, 24 hour fitness Or bed and breakfast, real estate assistance, or maybe publishing or printing? Now if I sell my soul and you collect the money When we reinvest it I can buy my soul back, honey If you the nicest why you charge bargain basement prices? The zeitgeist hybrid, dead silent, dismembered and lifeless Peace, be well, indeed, be grateful for your BNT sales With detailed descriptions in the email He has the immune system of a Super He was stayin' in Wooster by the time he had his 30th booster It is not a paradox to fight to pursue life, it's only right Some humans need a spark to see the light The data was captured but contaminated The bag of biohazard waste was handed over to the pond scum that originally made it (You don't know, you better ask somebody) A sophisticated, very well natured, educated behaviorist Who happens to be my absolute favorite I rarely exaggerate when I rhyme in the booth Even a minuscule eyes a myopic kind of truth Can't forget Thomas Gibson and Brian from Virginia Crème de la Crème Rippers who put up for the big picture